My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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