My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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