dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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