if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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