I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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