I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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