HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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