just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
not ubering you a puppy
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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