Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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