I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
he just fucked me for my cheese..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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