i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
