I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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