Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
