will power is for people who don't want to get laid
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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