I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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