idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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