he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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