Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
