That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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