yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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