Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Still dying that you shit outside
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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