Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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