Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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