why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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