he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I have post one night stand depression
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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