ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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