I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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