The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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