you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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