I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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