Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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