i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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