I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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