He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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