They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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