dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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