Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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