He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Come on in and take your pants off
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