So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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