I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
