We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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