I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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