your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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