So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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