He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
there's paper in my vomit.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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