But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
babies were throwing up all over the place
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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