I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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