so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
