ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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