Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
false alarm, still single
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