ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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