She is in my trunk
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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